Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
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Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
I don't care if you're a Democrat or a Republican... if you refuse to consider alternatives to the two parties, you support the Status Quo and you are a major part of the problem.
Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
The predicament is a tough one.... Democrats are overly concerned with telling you what to do with your stomach, BMI, and cholesterol. Republicans are overly concerned with telling me what to do with my fancy. It's a lose-lose situation for people who want control over both. Both of them should butt out.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
this better not happen.
my wife got this natural peanut butter the other day and it was awful. i opened it up not knowing and the oil went everywhere. and then i tried to mix it and it was a big mess. and it tasted like excrement.
my wife got this natural peanut butter the other day and it was awful. i opened it up not knowing and the oil went everywhere. and then i tried to mix it and it was a big mess. and it tasted like excrement.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
I better leave here in a jif and stock up on PB.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
That's not really true about the republicans. You can be as sexually reckless as you wish, you just can't kill the baby that may be created in the process. It's not your fanny that's controlled, it's the life within the uterus.Once wrote:The predicament is a tough one.... Democrats are overly concerned with telling you what to do with your stomach, BMI, and cholesterol. Republicans are overly concerned with telling me what to do with my fancy. It's a lose-lose situation for people who want control over both. Both of them should butt out.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Ahem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
awesome guy wrote:That's not really true about the republicans. You can be as sexually reckless as you wish, you just can't kill the baby that may be created in the process. It's not your fanny that's controlled, it's the life within the uterus.Once wrote:The predicament is a tough one.... Democrats are overly concerned with telling you what to do with your stomach, BMI, and cholesterol. Republicans are overly concerned with telling me what to do with my fancy. It's a lose-lose situation for people who want control over both. Both of them should butt out.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
You've tasted excrement?HvilleHokie wrote:this better not happen.
my wife got this natural peanut butter the other day and it was awful. i opened it up not knowing and the oil went everywhere. and then i tried to mix it and it was a big mess. and it tasted like excrement.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Once wrote:Ahem.<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.awesome guy wrote:That's not really true about the republicans. You can be as sexually reckless as you wish, you just can't kill the baby that may be created in the process. It's not your fanny that's controlled, it's the life within the uterus.Once wrote:The predicament is a tough one.... Democrats are overly concerned with telling you what to do with your stomach, BMI, and cholesterol. Republicans are overly concerned with telling me what to do with my fancy. It's a lose-lose situation for people who want control over both. Both of them should butt out.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
Missed it by || much.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
May I suggest another cup of coffee?
awesome guy wrote:Once wrote:Ahem.<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.awesome guy wrote:That's not really true about the republicans. You can be as sexually reckless as you wish, you just can't kill the baby that may be created in the process. It's not your fanny that's controlled, it's the life within the uterus.Once wrote:The predicament is a tough one.... Democrats are overly concerned with telling you what to do with your stomach, BMI, and cholesterol. Republicans are overly concerned with telling me what to do with my fancy. It's a lose-lose situation for people who want control over both. Both of them should butt out.
My condolences on your peanut butter problem.
<sarcasm> for those of you who don't get tongue-in-cheek.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
FDA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
Missed it by || much.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Yeah, I've only had 40 ounces so far. Time to hit the local Starbucks.Once wrote:May I suggest another cup of coffee?
I'm blaming it on lack of sleep. My back went out last night and so I didn't get to bed till 3ish. But did get to see Starship Troopers again. Rico is an idiot for missing out on Dizzy. They WILL WIN!
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
But cigarettes are ok.
Cigs generate big tax money, therefore cigs are ok.
Um, which segment and which race are most affected by cigarettes?
Priorities. Tax money more important than the health of poor and minorities.
Libs.
Cigs generate big tax money, therefore cigs are ok.
Um, which segment and which race are most affected by cigarettes?
Priorities. Tax money more important than the health of poor and minorities.
Libs.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
DA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
If you bend over backwards long enough,
eventually you'll fall down.
eventually you'll fall down.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
what if there was a tax on menthols?oaktonhokie wrote:But cigarettes are ok.
Cigs generate big tax money, therefore cigs are ok.
Um, which segment and which race are most affected by cigarettes?
Priorities. Tax money more important than the health of poor and minorities.
Libs.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
DA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Maybe the government should ban or heavily tax Colt 45 malt liquor and pabst blue ribbon.
They would of course let alone chivas regal and dom perignon.
Priorities.
They would of course let alone chivas regal and dom perignon.
Priorities.
awesome guy wrote:what if there was a tax on menthols?oaktonhokie wrote:But cigarettes are ok.
Cigs generate big tax money, therefore cgs are ok.
Um, which segment and which race are most affected by cigarettes?
Priorities. Tax money more important than the health of poor and minorities.
Libs.
Hokie CPA wrote:From The Lounge...
DA took the first steps to eliminating partially hydrogenated oils from the US food supply. This is the stuff that prevents the oil from separating out of peanut butter. You'll have to start using "natural" peanut butter and stirring it before making your PB&J.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fd ... index.html
If you bend over backwards long enough,
eventually you'll fall down.
eventually you'll fall down.
Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Not that I want to beat yesterday's dead horse, but her shoes don't match her dress and they're fugly... but then so is her dress. Other than that, she's spectacular looking.
Cue the peanut gallery comments: "She was wearing shoes?!?! I didn't notice!!"
Cue the peanut gallery comments: "She was wearing shoes?!?! I didn't notice!!"
awesome guy wrote:Yeah, I've only had 40 ounces so far. Time to hit the local Starbucks.Once wrote:May I suggest another cup of coffee?
I'm blaming it on lack of sleep. My back went out last night and so I didn't get to bed till 3ish. But did get to see Starship Troopers again. Rico is an idiot for missing out on Dizzy. They WILL WIN!
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Once wrote:Not that I want to beat yesterday's dead horse, but her shoes don't match her dress and they're fugly... but then so is her dress. Other than that, she's spectacular looking.
Cue the peanut gallery comments: "She was wearing shoes?!?! I didn't notice!!"
awesome guy wrote:Yeah, I've only had 40 ounces so far. Time to hit the local Starbucks.Once wrote:May I suggest another cup of coffee?
I'm blaming it on lack of sleep. My back went out last night and so I didn't get to bed till 3ish. But did get to see Starship Troopers again. Rico is an idiot for missing out on Dizzy. They WILL WIN!
you missed the hairline, it has some kind of faux widow's peak going on.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Paging Riverguy!!
awesome guy wrote:Once wrote:Not that I want to beat yesterday's dead horse, but her shoes don't match her dress and they're fugly... but then so is her dress. Other than that, she's spectacular looking.
Cue the peanut gallery comments: "She was wearing shoes?!?! I didn't notice!!"
awesome guy wrote:Yeah, I've only had 40 ounces so far. Time to hit the local Starbucks.Once wrote:May I suggest another cup of coffee?
I'm blaming it on lack of sleep. My back went out last night and so I didn't get to bed till 3ish. But did get to see Starship Troopers again. Rico is an idiot for missing out on Dizzy. They WILL WIN!
you missed the hairline, it has some kind of faux widow's peak going on.
Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
Major Kong wrote:I better leave here in a jif and stock up on PB.
I'm a Jif man myself. I love PB (PB and bananas, mmm), but it clogs me up too much.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
We've done natural pb for years. It's SO much better. Here's the trick. Store an unopened jar upside down until you are ready to use. THEN, when you open it for the first time, microwave it for 30 second, then use a big fork, or something similar, to stir it. Keep it in the fridge. It will remain perfect for the life of the jar.
Trust me.
Trust me.
HvilleHokie wrote:this better not happen.
my wife got this natural peanut butter the other day and it was awful. i opened it up not knowing and the oil went everywhere. and then i tried to mix it and it was a big mess. and it tasted like excrement.
Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
It could be low T.
Florida Hokie wrote:We've done natural pb for years. It's SO much better. Here's the trick. Store an unopened jar upside down until you are ready to use. THEN, when you open it for the first time, microwave it for 30 second, then use a big fork, or something similar, to stir it. Keep it in the fridge. It will remain perfect for the life of the jar.
Trust me.HvilleHokie wrote:this better not happen.
my wife got this natural peanut butter the other day and it was awful. i opened it up not knowing and the oil went everywhere. and then i tried to mix it and it was a big mess. and it tasted like excrement.
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Re: Obama better stay the Hell outta my jar of Skippy....
WAR coed shower scene from Starship Troopers.Once wrote:Not that I want to beat yesterday's dead horse, but her shoes don't match her dress and they're fugly... but then so is her dress. Other than that, she's spectacular looking.
Cue the peanut gallery comments: "She was wearing shoes?!?! I didn't notice!!"
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