coming soon to a millennial near you

[awesome guy]

Finally something they can put in their man purses, man butt wipes! LOL. Remember, the human species cleans it's own feces. Have we fallen so low as a society that people can't successfully wipe their own asses anymore? When did TP stop being able to do the job? Though if this is just an intermediate step to the 3 shells in Demolition Man, then I might be for it. I'm still not sure what the 3 shells was exactly, but they all seemed happy with it in the movie.