Crazy Joe is on

[awesome guy]

He thinks you shouldn't be able to fire people, it's inhumane! LOL

[Major Kong]

They're going to put ya'll in chains.

I said, 'Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,'" Biden said.

"You don't need an AR-15—it's harder to aim," he added, "it's harder to use, and in fact you don't need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!

[CWHOKIECPA]

He thinks you shouldn't be able to fire people, it's inhumane! LOL

Bullwinkle? Best oakton nickname ever.

[BigDave]

Let me finish, no major party, no major party nominee in the history of the station has ever known less or been less prepared to deal with our national security.

You mean, aside from Barack Obama?

[BigDave]

We cannot elect a man who belittles our closest allies while embracing dictators like Vladimir Putin. I mean it.

Umm ... so when will President Obama be resigning?