I've had a great time today tweaking my left coast family...
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:42 am
The issue 
The Trump Winery in Charlottesville.
Them: How dare the POTUS pimp his family business in C'ville, what a low life making a profit and plugging the winery, he should be impeached for owning a winery
Me: Don't forget the nice hotel on the grounds. You can do a wine tasting, eat cheese and crab cakes then sleep it off.
Them: The winery should be boycotted
Me: Oh it was tried and backfired yugely.
Them: A POTUS or politician shouldn't profit.
Me: Why not The Clinton's have made a very nice profit selling all sorts of things.
Them: The Clinton Foundation does good works.
Me: Yeah the people of Haiti are real appreciative.
Them: Huh
Me: The only people who have profited from the Clinton Foundation are the Clinton's.
Them: Waht 
Me: How about that Uranium deal they made with the Russians Boy that greased the Foundation skids real gooderly. 
Them: Waht Then this was really good: Well we don't need any uranium in the US anyway better to let the Russians have it and get it out of the country. I don't know why we let that stuff into the country in the first place 
Me: Ummmmmmmmm...Well alrighty then that sounds like a real good plan
Them: Well smart ass what would you do with it
Me: Just leave it in the ground where it already is, it ain't hurting anything.
Them: Who put it there and why isn't it being cleaned up
Me: Well I rekkin' it's there because of geology, Oh I guess we can remove it if we wanted to.
Them: Well why don't we get rid of it
Me: Well it's expensive, the permits to get it are time consuming, there has to be a market for it and in the case of Virginia there is a moratorium on removing it.
Them: Why
Me: Mainly environmental issues.
Them: Well who put it there Make them pay for removing it.
Me: You mean like cradle to grave I'm pretty sure that isn't possible.
Them: Why What Trump friend are they protecting
Me: Friend It'd have to be a very old friend. Around 250 million years old in some cases.
Them: ????
Me: It's a mineral, located throughout the US, it has to be mined and refined but I'm glad you support mining it.
Them: Asshole
The Trump Winery in Charlottesville.
Them: How dare the POTUS pimp his family business in C'ville, what a low life making a profit and plugging the winery, he should be impeached for owning a winery
Me: Don't forget the nice hotel on the grounds. You can do a wine tasting, eat cheese and crab cakes then sleep it off.
Them: The winery should be boycotted
Me: Oh it was tried and backfired yugely.
Them: A POTUS or politician shouldn't profit.
Me: Why not
The Clinton's have made a very nice profit selling all sorts of things.Them: The Clinton Foundation does good works.
Me: Yeah the people of Haiti are real appreciative.
Them: Huh
Me: The only people who have profited from the Clinton Foundation are the Clinton's.
Them: Waht
Me: How about that Uranium deal they made with the Russians
Boy that greased the Foundation skids real gooderly. Them: Waht
Then this was really good: Well we don't need any uranium in the US anyway better to let the Russians have it and get it out of the country. I don't know why we let that stuff into the country in the first place Me: Ummmmmmmmm...Well alrighty then that sounds like a real good plan
Them: Well smart ass what would you do with it
Me: Just leave it in the ground where it already is, it ain't hurting anything.
Them: Who put it there and why isn't it being cleaned up
Me: Well I rekkin' it's there because of geology, Oh I guess we can remove it if we wanted to.
Them: Well why don't we get rid of it
Me: Well it's expensive, the permits to get it are time consuming, there has to be a market for it and in the case of Virginia there is a moratorium on removing it.
Them: Why
Me: Mainly environmental issues.
Them: Well who put it there
Make them pay for removing it. Me: You mean like cradle to grave
I'm pretty sure that isn't possible.Them: Why
What Trump friend are they protecting Me: Friend
It'd have to be a very old friend. Around 250 million years old in some cases.Them: ????
Me: It's a mineral, located throughout the US, it has to be mined and refined but I'm glad you support mining it.
Them: Asshole