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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran...

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:43 am
by Major Kong
out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.

Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 2:54 am
by HokieFanDC
Major Kong wrote:out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
:lol: :lol:

That cottonmouth is going to have a bad case of cottonmouth in the morning!

Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:31 am
by houtexhokie
How that right there? That's plain funny.

Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:42 am
by HokieJoe
:lol:

Good one Kong.

Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:46 pm
by RiverguyVT
I'm going to steal this joke.

Re: I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:53 pm
by awesome guy
RiverguyVT wrote:I'm going to steal this joke.
It's an oldie, has a picture too with it.