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Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:47 pm
by USN_Hokie
:o

Looks like the queen of hearts from Alice in Wonderland with Michael Jordan's arms attached plus a nice tan (though the face doesn't look anything like her). Did the artist forget and the throw something together that morning?

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/12/miche ... -reaction/

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Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:49 pm
by BG Hokie
you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:56 pm
by HokieHam
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:59 pm
by BigDave
It reminds me of a Jay Leno game: "famous work of modern art or something a five-year-old drew"

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:00 pm
by Major Kong
Looks OK to me.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:15 pm
by HokieHam
It fits the Obama’s perfectly.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:30 pm
by USN_Hokie
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
I made a joke about the Chiver lifestyle in another thread, so he had to come here and project his nagging, petty, yenta-ness here. :lol:

It's OK - I love BG and am glad he and his offspring survived the superbowl without any overdoses, DWI's, or unplanned pregnancies. :mrgreen:

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:04 pm
by ip_law-hokie
USN_Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
I made a joke about the Chiver lifestyle in another thread, so he had to come here and project his nagging, petty, yenta-ness here. :lol:

It's OK - I love BG and am glad he and his offspring survived the superbowl without any overdoses, DWI's, or unplanned pregnancies. :mrgreen:
President Obama's is goofier. I would have made light of that.

Paint a unibrow on him and he can be Frida Kahlo.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/obama ... smsnnews11

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:17 pm
by HokieHam
ip_law-hokie wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
I made a joke about the Chiver lifestyle in another thread, so he had to come here and project his nagging, petty, yenta-ness here. :lol:

It's OK - I love BG and am glad he and his offspring survived the superbowl without any overdoses, DWI's, or unplanned pregnancies. :mrgreen:
President Obama's is goofier. I would have made light of that.

Paint a unibrow on him and he can be Frida Kahlo.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/obama ... smsnnews11
They are both perfect. Exemplifies all they are........

I would have put a cigarette in his hand......that would have made it even more perfect

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:01 pm
by 133743Hokie
The official portrait just doesn't look like her. That seems off for something that is to go in the National Portrait Gallery.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:44 pm
by USN_Hokie
ip_law-hokie wrote:
USN_Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
I made a joke about the Chiver lifestyle in another thread, so he had to come here and project his nagging, petty, yenta-ness here. :lol:

It's OK - I love BG and am glad he and his offspring survived the superbowl without any overdoses, DWI's, or unplanned pregnancies. :mrgreen:
President Obama's is goofier. I would have made light of that.

Paint a unibrow on him and he can be Frida Kahlo.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/obama ... smsnnews11
Wow...that is pretty bad.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:34 am
by BG Hokie
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
Solid speculation on your part, but then again you have an unfair advantage in that department since you are consistently keeping tabs on the location of our resident Yenta's dick.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:48 am
by USN_Hokie
BG Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
Solid speculation on your part, but then again you have an unfair advantage in that department since you are consistently keeping tabs on the location of our resident Yenta's dick.
Oh no...there was an OD / DWI / unplanned pregnancy at your superbowl party, wasn't there? I'm so sorry.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:05 am
by BG Hokie
USN_Hokie wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
Solid speculation on your part, but then again you have an unfair advantage in that department since you are consistently keeping tabs on the location of our resident Yenta's dick.
Oh no...there was an OD / DWI / unplanned pregnancy at your superbowl party, wasn't there? I'm so sorry.
Yes, you've accurately pegged your typical Fairfax County Super Bowl party in the 40 - 50 year old demographic. Kudos.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:00 am
by RiverguyVT
Looks like an illustration from a children’s book

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:16 am
by HokieHam
BG Hokie wrote:
HokieHam wrote:
BG Hokie wrote:you're like a nagging little woman with your opinions on such things.

Real men wouldn't look twice at something like this. Yet, here you are hemming and hawing like a Yenta.

USN is a yenta. LOL.
Wow. Did he piss in your Cheerios today?
Solid speculation on your part, but then again you have an unfair advantage in that department since you are consistently keeping tabs on the location of our resident Yenta's dick.
Awww......he must have taken a dump in your Cheerio’s too and you only realized it AFTER you ate them.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:17 am
by HokieHam
:lol:

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:27 am
by USN_Hokie
Image

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:38 am
by USN_Hokie

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:43 am
by USN_Hokie
0's "painting" was done in photoshop? :lol:

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Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:44 am
by Bay_area_Hokie
Looks like something created by an above average high school artist. The left arm looks like a python. The scowl, while accurate, is funny.


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Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:59 am
by HokieHam
The artist has a nice collection of black women holding white womens decapitated heads. Good pick by Obeezy.

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:20 pm
by BigDave
Is this an "Emporer's New Clothes" situation where we're all just supposed to marvel at how amazing the portraits are? Only the smartest people in the kingdom can appreciate the portraits?

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:28 pm
by RiverguyVT
BigDave wrote:Is this an "Emporer's New Clothes" situation where we're all just supposed to marvel at how amazing the portraits are? Only the smartest people in the kingdom can appreciate the portraits?
You just encapsulated his entire presidency. Failure, praised.

Maybe that's what the portrait represents after all!! :lol:

Re: Michelle Obama official portrait....oh my.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:43 pm
by RiverguyVT