Our warrior king said Bill O'Reilly and Fox are unfair to

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him. Then he added and the most charming way he could muster, "But I still like you anyway." What a guy, what a benevolent leader. Aren't we just lucky to have him?

BillyO I made the mistake of asking real questions instead of what our warrior princess is used to.

Questions like, "What has enchanted you the most during your presidency? How is Michelle's garden coming? Do the kids watch the Superbowl?"

Hard hitting questions like those that he could expect from Bob Schieffer or Wolf Blitzer.

Life just isn't fair, is it Mr President?