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New alarm system

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I dub it the stink-o-larm. Place salted herring in cooler with water. Forgetaboutit </thick Italian accent> for a month. Open cooler, barf, then pour contents out, then barf some more. No one will come near it. And if they do, you hear them barfing and are alerted.

It's deployed right now and working like a champ.
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awesome guy wrote:I dub it the stink-o-larm. Place salted herring in cooler with water. Forgetaboutit </thick Italian accent> for a month. Open cooler, barf, then pour contents out, then barf some more. No one will come near it. And if they do, you hear them barfing and are alerted.

It's deployed right now and working like a champ.
That is funny AG. You can test how powerful bleach really is I guess ;p


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Bay_area_Hokie wrote:
awesome guy wrote:I dub it the stink-o-larm. Place salted herring in cooler with water. Forgetaboutit </thick Italian accent> for a month. Open cooler, barf, then pour contents out, then barf some more. No one will come near it. And if they do, you hear them barfing and are alerted.

It's deployed right now and working like a champ.
That is funny AG. You can test how powerful bleach really is I guess ;p


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Yep. This is what keeps me in $30 coolers instead of a $500 Yeti. I mean salted fish...it doesn't need refrigeration. Why did I even put it in there? And with water. :? It's nuts and makes the most rank smells. The worst was shrimp for a month. I barfed 20 minutes straight with that.
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