My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's house...

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oaktonhokie
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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Um, we need proctologists, too.

They provide a needed and valuable service.

I don't want to watch them work, nor do I want to see the "fruits" of their labor.

Nothing against hunters or proctologists, I just don't need to see what they have done to appreciate what they do.


awesome guy wrote:
hokie80 wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
ip_law-hokie wrote:For sport neck.
Does Major Kong's nephew make you feel like a girly man? I think that's what this is really about, he's more of a man than you can be and so you cry like a girl so he stops reminding you of your inadequacy. The great thing about courage is it builds on itself. If you made one courageous act, you would likely be able to followup with others, becoming something close to a real man. Spare me the estrogen driven BS of "real men don't kill animals". That's crap from people too weak to draw the bow and have it's broadhead pierce an animal's hide, killing it. Kill your own food to show you're not just one of those mouth breathers living on the coattails of those who can do the dirty work in life. You should celebrate them for you'll starve without them.
ip only eats free range Rubens from his organic deli.


Rubens must grow on trees or something.
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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oaktonhokie wrote:Um, we need proctologists, too.

They provide a needed and valuable service.

I don't want to watch them work, nor do I want to see the "fruits" of their labor.

Nothing against hunters or proctologists, I just don't need to see what they have done to appreciate what they do.


awesome guy wrote:
hokie80 wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
ip_law-hokie wrote:For sport neck.
Does Major Kong's nephew make you feel like a girly man? I think that's what this is really about, he's more of a man than you can be and so you cry like a girl so he stops reminding you of your inadequacy. The great thing about courage is it builds on itself. If you made one courageous act, you would likely be able to followup with others, becoming something close to a real man. Spare me the estrogen driven BS of "real men don't kill animals". That's crap from people too weak to draw the bow and have it's broadhead pierce an animal's hide, killing it. Kill your own food to show you're not just one of those mouth breathers living on the coattails of those who can do the dirty work in life. You should celebrate them for you'll starve without them.
ip only eats free range Rubens from his organic deli.


Rubens must grow on trees or something.
Meh. I understand not everyone can handle the reality of the hunt. It takes some getting used to.
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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oaktonhokie wrote:Um, we need proctologists, too.

They provide a needed and valuable service.

I don't want to watch them work, nor do I want to see the "fruits" of their labor.

Nothing against hunters or proctologists, I just don't need to see what they have done to appreciate what they do.


awesome guy wrote:
hokie80 wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
ip_law-hokie wrote:For sport neck.
Does Major Kong's nephew make you feel like a girly man? I think that's what this is really about, he's more of a man than you can be and so you cry like a girl so he stops reminding you of your inadequacy. The great thing about courage is it builds on itself. If you made one courageous act, you would likely be able to followup with others, becoming something close to a real man. Spare me the estrogen driven BS of "real men don't kill animals". That's crap from people too weak to draw the bow and have it's broadhead pierce an animal's hide, killing it. Kill your own food to show you're not just one of those mouth breathers living on the coattails of those who can do the dirty work in life. You should celebrate them for you'll starve without them.
ip only eats free range Rubens from his organic deli.


Rubens must grow on trees or something.
Meh. I understand not everyone can handle the reality of the hunt. It takes some getting used to.
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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oaktonhokie wrote:Um, we need proctologists, too.

They provide a needed and valuable service.

I don't want to watch them work, nor do I want to see the "fruits" of their labor.

Nothing against hunters or proctologists, I just don't need to see what they have done to appreciate what they do.


awesome guy wrote:
hokie80 wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
ip_law-hokie wrote:For sport neck.
Does Major Kong's nephew make you feel like a girly man? I think that's what this is really about, he's more of a man than you can be and so you cry like a girl so he stops reminding you of your inadequacy. The great thing about courage is it builds on itself. If you made one courageous act, you would likely be able to followup with others, becoming something close to a real man. Spare me the estrogen driven BS of "real men don't kill animals". That's crap from people too weak to draw the bow and have it's broadhead pierce an animal's hide, killing it. Kill your own food to show you're not just one of those mouth breathers living on the coattails of those who can do the dirty work in life. You should celebrate them for you'll starve without them.
ip only eats free range Rubens from his organic deli.


Rubens must grow on trees or something.

oakton has actually surprised me with this position
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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oaktonhokie wrote: Perhaps it was, but I don't see it that way. I just find it grotesque.
Your opinions are usually grotesque but that never seems to stop you from posting them.
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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Major Kong wrote:to do some bow hunting for deer and look what he got:
Bear.jpg
He said it weighed in at 420 pounds that's pretty hefty for these parts

nice! is he going to keep the skin and make a rug?
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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hokie80 wrote:
oaktonhokie wrote:Um, we need proctologists, too.

They provide a needed and valuable service.

I don't want to watch them work, nor do I want to see the "fruits" of their labor.

Nothing against hunters or proctologists, I just don't need to see what they have done to appreciate what they do.


awesome guy wrote:
hokie80 wrote:
awesome guy wrote:
ip_law-hokie wrote:For sport neck.
Does Major Kong's nephew make you feel like a girly man? I think that's what this is really about, he's more of a man than you can be and so you cry like a girl so he stops reminding you of your inadequacy. The great thing about courage is it builds on itself. If you made one courageous act, you would likely be able to followup with others, becoming something close to a real man. Spare me the estrogen driven BS of "real men don't kill animals". That's crap from people too weak to draw the bow and have it's broadhead pierce an animal's hide, killing it. Kill your own food to show you're not just one of those mouth breathers living on the coattails of those who can do the dirty work in life. You should celebrate them for you'll starve without them.
ip only eats free range Rubens from his organic deli.


Rubens must grow on trees or something.
Meh. I understand not everyone can handle the reality of the hunt. It takes some getting used to.
why must you expose non-necks to your rural realities?
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Re: My nephew went back in the mountain behind my Mom's hous

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HvilleHokie wrote:nice! is he going to keep the skin and make a rug?
No he traded it for a used Laser Heater for his cabin.
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