Football (of the American variety), Roundball, Parrises Squares, Fizzbin, Quidditch, and Calvinball. Sponsored by ESPN8 - the Ocho. If it's almost a sport, we've got it here.
I'm shocked! I'm shocked, I tell you. This would never happen in the SEC or the PAC 10 or the ACC.
Round up the usual suspects. Prominently named assistant coach/bagman now associate head coach at WVU.