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Well, it is officially UVa week, and since we have a good excrement of losing, I want to be especially obnoxious.

I was thinking of putting a joke on Facebook. Something like this.

Q: What do Hokie engineers and UVa frat boys have in common?
A: They both drive trains

Good, or can we do better?


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A guy walks into a bar to watch the Tech-UVA game and has his dog with him. He asks the bartender if the dog can be in there with him.

“Why in the world should I allow that?” asks the bartender.

“Well, when the Hokies score he’ll stand on his back legs and walk down the bar and back on just two feet. And when UVA scores, he’ll walk on his front paws all the way across the bar, and back.”

“That’s pretty impressive,” notes the bartender.

“Oh, that’s nothing, when Tech wins, he’ll do back flips down the length of the bar and back,” the owner proudly proclaims.

“What will he do when UVA wins?” asks the bartender.

“Dunno, he’s only 10 years old.”